I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of brew like a human needs oxygen. Seriously, the concept of starting my day without it causes me stress. Black doesn't influence much, as long as that bold flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my soul. I am a creature of routine, and that ritual is my coffee. Runni